Things Angela Thought I Said

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  • 8th June
    2008
  • 08

The Vagina Monologues this is not.

I said: “Look at this giant-ass needle!”

She said: “What did you say about vaginas?!”

Followed by an exclamation of, “Yes, I was saying ‘Look at this giant-ass vagina. I keep spares around here.’”