Things Angela Thought I Said

29th June
2011
29

Weddings

Ange and I are in the car and I tell her that if her wedding is open bar, I will definitely be there.

Her response: “If you aren’t at that wedding, you’ll be dead.”

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24th June
2011
24

“I really have to stop doing heroin.”

— Padre

Before this, she texted me to ask how to spell heroin, to which my response was: “Why do you need to spell it? Does your drug dealer want your order?”

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22nd June
2011
22

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Asked by: tumblrbot

Well, there’s two of us here, so I’m going with my earliest memory of Ange. Which is easy because we’ve been talking about it lately. My earliest memory of her is from chorus in high school. The Tague sat us next to each other for the second half of fall my sophomore (her freshman) year. Despite her being younger, I admired her because she wore crazy colors all the time and always brought knitting to chorus. And knitting was cool in high school- I was very jealous (and still am) that she could make something awesome out of a ball of yarn. The Tague ended up sitting us next to each other again in chorus (I think my senior year), but ended up having to separate us because we were so awesome together (see: never paid attention to her).

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22nd June
2011
22

…are you still petting the unicorns?
Amy

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22nd June
2011
22

It always comes down to the rainbows and unicorns these days.

Me, through twitter: "There's a bug or frog outside that is legitimately one of the loudest things I've heard in nature. #shutup #soannoying"
(The rest is through texting) Angela: "I am way louder and you know it! Don't you ever disgrace me like that ever again!"
Me: "Shut up. You don't live in nature, you live in a house, therefore you weren't even included in this comparison."
Angela: "Lol damnit! I am nature!"
Me: "Are you high? You're not nature..."
Angela: "Haha no I'm not high! Rainbows and unicorns!"

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20th February
2011
20

Where is the bird section of the mall?

Random Girl on the Escalator going down (we were going up): I hate you!

Amy: Those are strong words.

Angela: What?

Amy: Those are strong words.

Angela: Strong birds? Where??

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20th February
2011
20

Things Amy thought Angela said, volume 2

Amy: How’s your lemonade?

Angela: Good.

Amy: Better than the last one?

Angela: Yeah, way better. But not better than state fair lemonade. That stuff’s the shiz.

Amy: What?!

Angela: What?

Amy: You like jizz…?

Angela: What?!

Amy: You said it tasted like jizz…

Angela: NO. I said it was the shiz.

Amy: Oh.

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21st January
2011
21

Storyteller I am not.

“I invested my time in this story and I want the finished product.” - Angela to Amy after Amy begins a story and then completely forgets the point of it.